Faces in the Crowd, Part I

Rodney Spears. Lost a shutout UD to 7-28-2 Tyrone Jackson in 2004. Followed that up with an MD loss to 4-18-3 Donald Jenkins at a Hooters three months later. Lost another shutout UD to 0-15 Ernest Parfait at the Cut Off Youth Center in Cut Off, LA last summer. Current record: 0-22. Limit: the sky. (Thanks Dumpster.)

Kent Yellow Earings. After being felled by a low blow at the Buffalo Chip Campground in South Dakota in his only other pro bout, Yellow Earings recently surfaced two-and-a-half years later (and 39 pounds heavier), only to pack it in after one round of action against pro debutant Marc Saggese. (Set your watches for his heavyweight debut in October 2010, possibly against a 550-pound Butterbean.)

See also: A Harry Simon sighting, and a major bumkiller alert.